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Happy National One Liners Day. One-liners have been a part of human culture since humor made its debut, likely starting out verbally before they were ever written down. Going back as far as the 4th century to Ancient Greeks like Aristotle and continuing through examples such as Shakespeare in the late 1500s and early 1600s, comedy writers and comic artists have been using jokes and one-liners for many centuries.
In honor of One-Liners Day, go ahead and brush up on some hilarious one-liners that can be shared with friends, family members or coworkers. It’s a fun way to break the ice with a new friend or simply cause a girlfriend or boyfriend to chuckle when they receive a text with one of these silly one-liners:
- My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
- I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
- Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Some of the benefits found in one liners are; stress relief, immune boost, reduce of depression and stimulation of organs. Go out and laugh today.
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GAME DAY REPORT
Last Time vs. Sens trounce Flyers in season opener 5-2
Last Time: The Ottawa Senators celebrated Claude Giroux achieving 1,000 points last year. Brady Tkachuk and Jakob Chychryn scored twice while Jake Sanderson added a goal to achieve a 5-2 win at home.
Game Time: The Ottawa Senators lost to the Winnipeg Jets in overtime yesterday while the Philadelphia Flyers lost to the Colorado Avalanche 7-4. Both teams are looking to edge out a victory tonight after they each played last night! Shane Pinto is expected to make his season debut after serving his 41 game suspension.
Statistically, the Flyers have one of the best penalty kills in the NHL however they are the polar opposites when it comes to the power play. Ottawa scores more goals on average per game but also allows more goals than the Flyers.
Flyers
25-15-6
2nd Metropolitan
L1
S. Ersson
(12-5-3)
12.6 (31st)
86.5 (2nd)
2.91 (25th)
2.64 (5th)
Matchup
Record
Standing
Streak
Goalie
(Expected)
PP (%)
PK (%)
Avg. Goals Scored
Avg. Goals Allowed
Senators
16-24-1
8th Atlantic
L1
M. Sogaard
(0-1-0)
16.3 (24th)
72.5 (30th)
3.5 (9th)
3.73 (30th)
Injury Report
Owen Tippett – Lower Body
Ryan Ellis – Back
Anton Forsberg – LT – Groin
Game recap – Jan 20 – sens vs. JETS
Senators lose in overtime against the Jets 2-1
It may have been Ottawa’s best defensive game that brought a 1-1 tie into overtime where the Jets capitalized on a key mistake to score the game winner. Parker Kelly scored his 6th goal of the season.
Quick Sens Highlights:
- Winnipeg opened up the scoring in the 2nd period to take the lead 1-0.
- Parker Kelly scored his 6th of the season in the 3rd period, assisted by the returning Josh Norris and Vladimir Tarasenko to tie the game 1-1.
- Winnipeg scored 4:14 in overtime to etch out 2 points, giving Ottawa an overtime loss.
- Joonas Korpisalo took the loss by making 27 saves on 29 shots for 2.00 GAA and .931 SV%.
Jets
25 (50)
0-4
18
29
Team Stats
Faceoff (%)
Power Plays
Hits
Shots
Senators
25 (50)
0-4
21
35
NHL Three Stars
⭐ C. Hellebuyck (34SV)
⭐⭐ N. Ehlers (1G)
⭐⭐⭐ P. Kelly (1G)
ON THIS DAY IN SENS HISTORY
🥅 Anderson shuts the door for the 40th time!
In 2013, recently retired Craig Anderson recorded the 20th shutout on his NHL career while battling Florida in a 4-0 win.
🇷🇺 Tarasenko earns his first assist
Also in 2013, Vladimir Tarasenko recorded his first NHL assist while playing for the St. Louis Blues versus the Nashville Predators.
🥅 A year to the day, Anderson adds 5 more shutouts!
A year after recording his 20th shutout, Craig Anderson recorded the 25th shutout victory of his NHL career at Washington.
🏒 Gambrell plays 200th game!
In 2023, Dylan Gambrell skated in the 200th game of his NHL career at Ottawa when they faced Winnipeg in a 5-1 loss.
by the numbers – jersey # 26
Erik Brannstrom has proudly worn jersey #26 since the 2018-19 seasons, but do you know any of the other nine Senators players who wore jersey #26 in franchise history?
Here is a small sampling of hockey players who wore jersey #26, click below to see the complete list
- Bob Kudelski (1992-93 to 1993-94)
- Vaclav Varada (2002-03 to 2005-06)
- Matt Puempel (2014-15 to 2016-17)
- Erik Brannstrom (2018-19 to 2023-24)
Check the By The Numbers page for former players who proudly wore #26 and don’t forget to check our searchable table!
AROUND THE RINK
- Patrick Roy named head coach of the New York Islanders
- Bieber, Arnett, McCrae, Buble named All-Star celebrity captains
- Killorn out 4-6 weeks for Ducks, to have arthroscopic knee surgery
- Lockwood suspended 3 games for actions in Panthers game
